Monday 5 September 2011

Arctic Fox English Pale Ale




Oh dear.

This is a diplomatic nightmare.

An Australian brewer has produced 2 Ales, one of American heritage and the other of English. The English beer is significantly more watery and tame than the American. This is likely to cause major offence, enough to even have us excommunicated from the Commonwealth.

Well, maybe it's not so bad after all then.

This is really disappointing. Imagine a 4 year old in the front row of a Wiggles gig after a full set, with 3 encores, and STILL no Wake Up Jeff. This is my face right now, while drinking this beer.

There are some malty, toffee like flavours in here but all in all it's a very watery, bland affair. It doesn't make sense.

Watery, clean beers are not supposed to be English Ales. It's kind of like someones crushed up some biscuits and toffee into a Eastern European Pilsner.

4/10

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