Sunday 17 April 2011

Carlton Black Dark Ale



Once you've had black you never go back...

...for another beer.

My dad gave me this out of his fridge because 'someone left it here and I don't want it'. Good sales pitch. To be honest this one was doomed from the get go, as it has 'mocha' in it's description.

I'm not a coffee drinker. Bitch and moan all you like, the shit tastes like dirt to me.

This just tasted like someone spilled their black coffee into my beer while I was distracted. Not for me. I could say if you like coffee, try it.

But I won't.

Because it's a beer. If you want a beer drink a beer, if you want a coffee drink a fuckin coffee.

2/10

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